- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

why did you poop because you are a poop

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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