- Anti Joke

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Obama lin Baden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.