- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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