- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

The cream, it is coming

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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