- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

The cream, it is coming

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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