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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.