If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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