- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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