- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.