- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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