where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Face...the other white meat!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Black people having a Job.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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