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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

it was all Tagart

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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