- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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