- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

tim has no humor

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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