How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Everybody will die

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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