Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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