What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

purple pickles

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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