- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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