Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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pobody's nerfect

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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