- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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