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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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