- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??