- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call an amazing person Good

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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