Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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