What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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