- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

pobody's nerfect

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

bite me

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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