- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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