Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Hey

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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sky silverstein

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Anti Joke

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