- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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