- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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