- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

bite me

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

pobody's nerfect

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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