- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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