it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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