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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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