- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Brain fart

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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