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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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