What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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