- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Asian women drivers...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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