- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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