- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Psychics.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A Duck walks into a bar.

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