- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock knock Come in

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