- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.