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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Charlie Sheen

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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