- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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