- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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