Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Thats what she said

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Choir.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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