Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Ebola

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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