oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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