- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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