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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

White men's rights

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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