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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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