- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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