What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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