- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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