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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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