- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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