Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How about that airline food?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A man died.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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