How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Guest what in the butt

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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