Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Double-whammy

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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