Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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