- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

my penis

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Andoni was here

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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