Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

thumb_up thumb_down +8

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

pull my finger (farts)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops