- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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