What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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bangers and mash?

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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