- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Sarah Palin

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Justin's life

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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