- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Pickles are powerful

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

knock knock who's there? faith

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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