- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Killing your friend as a joke.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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