What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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