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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the car do? CRASH!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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