Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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