What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Mooses

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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