- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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