Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Democracy.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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