A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What does? 42

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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