- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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