How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Take part of what?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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