- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Skinny people fart less.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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