How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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