- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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