- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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