- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

my egg roll

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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