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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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