Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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