- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call an arab ?

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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