What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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