Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Girls Lacrosse.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Rylan Clark

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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