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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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