- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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