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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

I went to work today....

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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