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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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