why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Jersey Shore.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Anti Joke

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