- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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