What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

The holocaust

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

purple pickles

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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