When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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