- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

whats gay and american? a gay american

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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