Trump will make America great again.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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