What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Womens rights.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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