- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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