- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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