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Why? Why not?

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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