how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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