A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Racial Equality

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Prostitution is bad.......

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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guess what>? your mum lol

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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