- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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