HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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call me maybe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

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