- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

identical jokes get different votes.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

I'm homeless.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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