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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Jesse gets so many ladies

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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