What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Male leadership.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I'm hungry.

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

^ That's not even funny ^

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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