- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

One time i was sitting down

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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