- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A American seeking into mexico

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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