- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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