Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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the WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock knock come in.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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