If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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