- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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